I have been nominated for a blogger award!
Okay, so I nominated myself. But, you know, the other awards I see people being nominated for are all about doing things to promote other people, or cheering folks up, or being a light in the darkness, yadda yadda yadda.
I don’t do stuff like that. Altruism isn’t a virtue in my value system. I mean, sure, sometimes I help other people if it looks like I can score a marker for later, or if it makes me look good, or something like that. Basically, though, I’m selfish. I’m in it for me.
And you know, I appreciate my efforts on my behalf. So, far all the great things that I have done for me, and for being such an unfailing source of inspiration, and in general treating me like the awesome guy and literary genius that I am, I award myself the Selfish Bastard Award.
Seriously, me, I couldn’t have done it without me.