I got this in my spam folder today:
Are you in a dissolute mood? Because I absolutely am!
Are you a grown up stag enough to tame a horny gal?
I suppose you are because I am absolutely open to a fervent meeting.
It can be only one time or discreet rendezvous, I don’t care.
I just need a fellow to take care of my vicious requirements!
There is a strange and haunting poetry here. I find myself wanting to arrange a fervent meeting to take care of her vicious requirements, but I fear I’m not stag enough.